Pretty but Stupid - Martial Angels

Really, what was I expecting? I must have been suckered in by the fact that two award winning actresses (Shu Qi and Sandra Ng) are featured, never mind the fact that the title itself is an indication that it is a rip off of Charlie's Angels. The only thing in common are the pretty faces and some decent over the top action. But the plot is mean and stupid all the way. Shu Qi plays Cat, a burglar who along with 6 female teammates devise a plan to rob a safe in a millionaire's home. What they don't know is that Zi-Yang (Julien Cheung) has come to do some thieving as well. A commotion is caused as distraction while the two fight, then work together to find the safe, which turns out to be in the swimming pool. Underwater, they open the safe, and Julien makes a move on Cat, who instantly falls for him, and they have a relationship that is thankfully off camera. Several years later, Cat is alone and working for a corporate company, having split from him and her past -- she has now gone straight. But a group of Russians have captured Julien, and discovering their relationship, force Cat to do their bidding or Julien will be eliminated. Cat calls back the old gang -- led by Monkey (Sandra Ng), and Octopus (Kelly Lin). Their mission is to infiltrate a client of Cat's company where there are valuable documents stored on disc in a highly secure room. Two of the gang, Goldfish and Spider, go to a prison where Bone (Terence Yin), a highly disturbed and oversexed criminal, is an expert on explosives, and the ladies seek his advice. Bone is turned on by Spider, and masturbates while they are interviewing him. Disgusted, they leave. Meanwhile, Fred (Wong Jing), who holds the key to opening the room, becomes their other target, and their attempts to get his fingerprints fail. They resort to very sleazy tactics -- having him rub oil on Peacock (Rosemary Vandebrouck), which he refuses, and finally Monkey resorts to drastic action. She dresses provocatively and meets him at a bar, where she tries to seduce him. He resists all attempts, and finally Monkey grabs his hand and rubs it all over her to get the marks. Cat and the others bust Bone out of jail, and take him with them to open the safe. They succeed, but a key feature is that one of them has to keep their hands on the light pole that serves as the door opener, or it will shut and they will be trapped. Cat and Peacock go inside, leaving Spider with Bone, who proceeds to rape her as Spider is keeping the door open. They get the goods, and leave. Bone is abused but somehow gets away with his deed, but Spider tries to kill him and herself by attempting to drive off a cliff. She is stopped by her friends, who were tailing her. Cat brings the goods to the Russians, and gets Julien back in exchange, but it turns out that Octopus and Julien have a relationship going on, and double cross Cat. Lots of explostions, the Russians die, Bone dies, and Julien is shot in the back by Octopus, as he declares his love to Cat again.

This atrocity is a waste of everyone's time, and really, the one to blame is Wong Jing for producing this. The man is responsible for producing some of the better known Hong Kong films from the 80's on up; he knows the business and how to keep the cash flow going. Unfortunately, it means he will also produce softcore erotica and mainstream dreck like this. Shu Qi and Sandra Ng have done much better performances elsewhere, and at least they try to stay away from the fracas that is going on around them. Theresa Mak, another noted star from the Infernal Affairs series, has been in and out of mainstream, having done a few of Wong Jing produced softcore as punishment for something. The others are not recognizable from other films, and that is a good thing. The story is stupid and the scene with Spider getting raped is irresponsible. There is no point to it. Avoid this at all costs, even if you are a Shu Qi junkie.

Sure Death!

Sure Death! is a gem of a film. Released in 1984, this was a refreshingly funny and entertaining take on the Jidi Geki genre, especially those that flourished in the 60's and 70's. It is about a group of assassins who uses unusual techniques to eliminate their targets. The members include: a married couple who does roofing by day and uses ultra sharp shingles as killing tools by night; an elder woman who uses her kyoto to disguise the death sounds of a victim, while her son uses the strings as a killing device; a man who uses ultra sharp tools; a woman who finds the clients; and their leader, a man who is an officer who bumbles his official assignments, but is actually a lethal assassin. It is mid 19th century Japan, in Edo, where a young woman is searching for the assassins in order to avenge the death of her cat. She is a prostitute at a local brothel, and while she is able to make contact with our heroes, once they find out about why they are doing this assignment, they return the money. Meanwhile, bodies are mysteriously piling up throughout the city, and the leader discerns that they must also be assassins, as their families are not claiming injustice. The victims all have 6 ryu coins in their mouths, which leads him to belive that this is the work by one man or a group. And he's right -- there is a rival assassin group in town, aiming to eliminate the competition. The prostitute is killed. A woman in a colorful spinning parasol confronts the leader and tells him that he and his group are marked for death as well. The others spend a lot of time in hiding, until an annual festival occurs, and the husband of the roofing couple goes outside to participate in the festivities. He is almost killed, and the recruiting woman is killed. The parasol woman pits both sides against each other until they do fight, in a stylized and intense fight scene near the docks. The rival group is eliminated, and the others resume their "secret identity" duties.

Stylish in sight and in sound, Sure Death! makes for enjoyable viewing. It was originally a television series that lasted for 30 years and several movies, and this along with one the immediately followed were picked by the US company Animeigo for distribution, with hopes for releasing the entire series. That did not happen, with the change from vhs to dvd, requiring new licensing agreements. However, if you can find this at your local video store, or on ebay, it is well worth viewing.

Not as It Seems - The Illusionist

Taking a break from foreign films for a moment, I saw The Illusionist this past weekend. It boasts a stellar cast - Ed Norton, Paul Giamatti, Jessica Biel, and Rufus Sewell. Based on the short story by Steven Millhauser, it is a story of Eisenheim (Ed Norton) and Sophie (Jessica Biel), once childhood sweethearts, who were separated by the late 19th/early 20th century class differences -- he was the son of a furniture maker, and she of aristocracy. Fifteen years later, they meet by chance, as he becomes a magician, and she ends up being a volunteer for one of his stage tricks. Sophie is currently engaged to the Crown Prince Leopold (rufus Sewell), who is plotting to ascend to Emperor of Austria. Leopold is not a good man, as he is known for his short temper and his backhand swing. Paul Giamatti plays Chief Inspector Uhl, who is at first intrigued by Eisenheim's trickery, then later has to investigate him for suspician of having an affair with the Duchess Sophie. And he is. There is a tense scene as the Prince invites Eisenheim for a private show with members of the aristocracy, and then tries to undermine him by pointing out his tricks, which he fails. Uhl, under Prince Leopold's command, shuts down the magic show. Sophie, no longer wanting to marry the Prince, tells him that she is leaving, and is apparently killed while trying to leave the palace. Her body is found floating in the river by Eisenheim. Uhl leads an investigation where he is forced by the Prince to come up with a suspect, and a random man is found, tried and convicted. Uhl had growing inease about his position in relation to the Prince, as he suspects him of murder. Eisenheim buys an abandoned building and starts another show, a seance where he conjures images of ghosts and dead people, leaving the audience to fill in the details. This brings about a wave of religious fervor in the country, a confirmation of the afterlife. The Prince sees this as a political threat, and Uhl is ordered to shut him down once and for all. But Uhl is outwitted at every turn. Even when Eisenheim is arrested for his actions, he goes to the screaming mob outside the police station and explains that it was all a hoax, and that he was just an entertainer, not a conjurer. He is released. But when he conjured Sophie from the dead, the Prince takes action, and has Uhl and everyone in the theater arrested. But upon apprehension, Eisenheim proves to be a ghost as well, and vanished. Uhl on the side has been investigating Sophie's murder further, and finds more evidence that points to the Prince. He confronts him, and has told him that he has sent his findings to the Emperor, and that his bid for rule is over. As the Emperor's troops descend on the palace, Leopold kills himself. Uhl puts all the pieces together as he finds Eisenheim in disguise leaving by train. Sophie is alive and waiting for him in the country, and then they live happily ever after. Until WOrld War One begins......

This was a decent movie until the end. The visuals referred to the old European camerawork of the German Expressionist filmmakers of the 1920's; there were a lot of old style sweeps and fade outs throughout. The colors were deliberately washed out -- a Photoshop effect? -- giving a real Old World feel. The acting by everyone was good, however, the Viennese accents by Norton and Giamatti seemed forced. Doesn't really matter. Biel is lovely to look at, and has several fine moments, especially when confronting the Crown Prince, but literally disappears and is not seen till the final moments of the film. The effects for the magic tricks - none of which are explained -- are eerie and well done. You do get a feeling that Eisenheim at some point in his life made a pact with someone who gave him supernatural powers. His role as the outsider in relationship to the Austrian aristocracy provide much of the tension of the film. But Eisenheim's plot for revenge against the Crown Prince is too obvious, and spoils the movie. Giamatti's realization of what went on at the end of the film is contrived and convenient, especially since he spends most of the movie in the dark or trying to do his job. And it undermines the film by revealing the one magic trick of what Eisenheim did to fool everyone. Silly.

The Wooden Man's Bride

The Wooden Man's Bride is a surprisingly good film about the tyrrany of family honor and traditional values, and one man's adventure to save and win the woman he loves. It takes place in a cold, desert land (Northern China?), and a group of travellers are bringing a bride to a village for marriage. A group of bandits surprise them and capture the bride. She offers herself to the gang leader to spare the life of a man who had tried to hide her, a fellow villager who makes tofu. The travellers go to the village, to tell the family of the incident. The husband-to-be goes to get his gun, and is killed when the gunpowder is set off as he stumbles from a stool, holding a lantern. The tofu man, still out in the desert, resolves to find the bride and bring her to the town. He comes across the bandits' hideout, and asks for them to return her. While the others scoff at him, the leader notes this man's courage, and puts him to a test - if he drinks a bowl of poisoned water (causing deafness but not death), he will let her go. He does, and the bride is set free. Apparently the bandit leader had recently lost his wife, and so the tofu man's actions made him realize his own folly. The others admire his guts, and invite him to be one of the gang. He refuses, and brings the bride to the village. Even though the future husband is dead, his mother insists on the marriage, to keep order and to save family honor. The bride is wedded to a wooden effigy. She has to sleep with it, carry it around, etc. She becomes trapped by it and the family. The tofu man beomes part of the household for his good deeds. The bride tries to escape several times, but is prevented by other family members, and eventually is forced to stay, otherwise other people will be put to death for not watching over her. The bride and the tofu man become close, and eventually make love. This is eventually discovered, and the man is cast out of the village, and the bride's ankles are broken as punishment. The tofu man goes back to the bandits' hideout, where a fight had recently taken place, and many of the bandits were killed. He returns with the surviving members to rescue the bride from the family. The matriarch is forced to hang herself, and the movie ends the way it began: with the tofu man carrying the bride dressed in red on his back, this time escorted by the bandits.

This is a simple yet powerful story, low key yet had a lot of intrigue. No music, adding to the minimal feel. The characters are well realized, and you get the feel for a world where people live to survive; every day is composed of activities that they must to do keep on working and living. The lack of the bride's rights in the family is ironic when the one who is maintaining a stranglehold over her is the matriarch, who also has lost her husband. It is a jab at family honor and the lengths that the community will go to enforce it. Highly recommended!

Prokofiev - The Complete Symphonies

It has been a while since my last post -- I have been taking a minor break from watching movies, and have been enjoying life as of late. Here's something I received recently, and it will fulfill my "occassional" music review requirement, in case anyone was wondering.

Sergey Prokofiev (1891-1953) is considered to be one of the greatest composers of the 20th century. He was well known for his orchestral works, operas and film scores. Notable works are the Love of Three Oranges, Chout ballet, Scythian Suite, and the film scores to Lieutenant Kije, Ivan the Terrible, and Alexander Nevsky, and his most famous, Peter and the Wolf. His symphonies spanned his entire career, and reflected the various stages of his life - from the Haydn influenced 1st Symphony, to his triumphant 5th Symphony, to his final 7th Symphony, written in the Cold War Stalin era. Philips has issued this year a 4 cd set of the complete symphonies, conducted by the Russian composer Valery Gergiev, who is known for a powerful, sometimes heavy handed approach, but always exciting interpretations. Many of the operas he has conducted with the Kirov Orchestra has drawn rave reviews - his version of The Love of Three Oranges is considered to be the best available. Working with the London Symphony Orchestra, Gergiev produces one of the best sets of Prokofiev's symphonies around. While some consider the 1st Symphony to suffer from Gergiev's heavy handedness, I found it to be brisk and lively. All the others I found to be equally well done. The 2nd and 3rd Symphonies are raw and exciting. There are two versions of the 4th Symphony, original and revised. The 5th Symphony is one of the best versions around, conveying deep emotion. The 6th is also as powerful, and the 7th reflects the somber mood as Prokofiev was under pressure from the Stalin government to fall under the party line. The sound is excellent. There is a booklet with notes on Prokofiev's life and the symphonies. Recommended!

Sad Movie

Sad Movie depicts the lives of several people -- a mother/son relationship, a check-out lady and her unemployed boyfriend, two sisters and their relationships -- one with a fireman who is having difficulty proposing, and the other (who can't speak) who dresses in a Raggedy Ann outfit (but is described as Snow White?) at an amusement park, who falls in love with an artist. The story lines occassionally intertwine, but overall they are separate tales of everyday lives. And of course, true to the title, there are no happy endings.
Ju-Yung (played by Yeom Jung-Ah), is a working mother whose job has taken presedence over her role as mother. After a car accident which puts her in the hospital does she find out about her abdominal cancer. Her relationship with her son was never strong up until this point -- he is not a good student, lies often and makes drawings of sad people, especially an angry mom. But this change of events forces them to become close. The son stumbles across her diaries which describe an uneven courtship with her and his father, which resulted in an unwanted pregnancy. But she made the decision to raise the child and make him better than the parents. Their story ends with reconciliation, Ju-Yung becoming the mother she never was, and then succumbing to her disease.
Su-Jung (played by Im Su-Jung) is the sister in a relationship with a fireman, Jin-Woo (Jung Woo-Sung), whose commitment to his job prevents them from taking the next step -- proposing marriage. He rescued her sister Su-Eun (Shin Min-Ah) in a fire, who is a mute and has a facial scar from the blaze that makes her a recluse. She has a job working as a character in an amusement park, and in that guise she can express her true self, especially when it comes to winning the affections of an artist Sang-Gyu (Lee Ki-Woo). Their relationship is the simplist and the most heartfelt of the lot, as they do eventually get together, only to separate when Sang-Gyu leaves to go study abroad. Su-Jung and Jin-Woo have the most tragic - after finally overcoming their personal barriers, declare love for each other and Jin-Woo has a ring to propose marriage, but is called away to deal with a blaze and dies.
Finally, there is Ha-Seok (Cha Tae-Hyun), who is unemployed and accepts demeaning jobs like being a punching bag for a local boxer. He is deeply in love with a check-out woman, Suk-Hyun (Son Tae-Yung), who hates her dead end job and feels that their relationship will never change. She wants to break up. Ha-Seok wants to improve his position, and he takes a job which is a message service specializing in break ups. When he tells her of his new work, she is sad because there is another reason for breaking up: she has fallen in love with someone else. Ha-Seok is left in tears, and ends his job, but not after delivering a message to Ju-Yung, the mother in the hospital, from her son, stating that he does not want to break up.
This is a good melodrama that bounces from story to story effectively. The star studded cast delivers a good performance, and the direction is matter of fact. The only thing that I found wrong was the music -- there were moments where it should just be silence, but an intrusive piano would butt in and drone on and on with the movie's theme song. It is a dramatic punch that is ineffective and actually detracts from the film. With the exception of the fireman's death, which I found rather silly, the stories were all believable and well told. Really, what fireman would take off his protective equipment in the middle of an inferno to acknowledge his girlfriend? I know it is meant to show that he finally demonstrates her importance in his life, but it is very unrealistic and silly. No fireman would do that. Do your job and stay alive. Other than that, a nice movie. Recommended.

Weepies, part 3 - Almost Love

I'll be blunt: Almost Love is a very, very silly movie. It stars Kwon Sang-Woo and Kim Ha-Neul, from a very popular comedy called My Tutor Friend. That film, while no masterpiece, was charming in its own way, and it had a plot. Here there is none. Almost two hours long, this rambling work strains to keep your attention by focusing on our stars, and their inevitable coming together as a couple. Kwon plays Lee Ji-Hwan, who since he was a boy was in love with action movies, and dreamed of following in Jackie Chan's footsteps. Other children stayed away from him, partly because of his interests, and partly because of his emulation of Jackie, right down to the ugly long bowl hairdo. Yikes! Kim plays Jin Dal-Rae, the one person who finds him interesting, and they become life long friends. Fast forward 15 years, and they are young adults, Lee Ji-Hwan a student of Tae Kwan Do, and Jin Dal-Rae an aspiring actress. She blows her auditions by being too nervous and self conscious, and Ji-Hwan does not help with his teasing, and it leads to some fighting. But their friendship is so deep that they make up afterwards. Dal-Rae has a boyfriend, Young-Hoon (played by Lee Sang-Woo), who is supportive but is well aware of the two's long history together. He is also Ji-Hwan's teammate, considered the best in the class. They have friendly competitions with one another, but Ji-Hwan always lets him win. They are all good friends and spend lots of time hanging out. Of course, time does test relationships, and Young-Hoon wants more attention from his girlfriend. Dal-Rae is clearly in love with Ji-Hwan, but is too proud to admit it, less to him than to herself. And Young-Hoon knows this.
There is some success -- Dal-Rae works herself into an audition, fails, then later succeeds by doing an impromptu performance on a bus, then in front of the director, and lands a part. Ji-Hwan becomes a stunt man, very successful, until one day after a successful shoot he calls Dal-Rae to talk about his success when he is hit by a car. Dal-Rae calls him to tell of her success, and the next thing we know she is in the hospital visiting Ji-Hwan. His right leg had to be amputated below the knee, his stunt career over. Devastated, Ji-Hwan abandons his father and his friends and drowns himself in misery. Dal-Rae manages to give him a video tape that she recently made before he left. In a dreary hotel room, Ji-Hwan plays it and it shows her attempt to make him happy, a rally to keep on living, as well as a payback for all the times that he helped her in her times of need.
A year passes. Young-Hoon takes his girlfriend out for a birthday dinner, and she is surprised to see Ji-Hwan there. She slaps him and runs away. Young-Hoon and Ji-Hwan talk things over, and while Ji-Hwan is in the men's room, Youn-Hoon reads a manuscript that Ji-Hwan had written (in order to stay in the movie business), and realizes how deeply he feels for Dal-Rae. He gives the manuscript to Dal-Rae, and after reading it she admits to herself her feelings for him. They reunite, and they live happily ever after, her as an actress, and he as a production worker. The end!
I read some other reviews of this film, and given their responses, I think they are being much too generous. Kwon Sang-Woo and Kim Ha-Neul are okay, but they have done better roles elsewhere (even in My Tutor Friend). I think the focus too much on them, and no one was paying attention to having a story in this film. The supporting cast is utterly wasted -- from Ji-Hwan's father, who manages to have a few moments where you can see the close relationship between father and son, but he disappears after his son's hospitalization. The Young-Hoon character and the girl that was briefly Ji-Hwan's girlfriend were not present enough in the film to make an impact. They are very two dimensional, which is a shame, because that is where some drama could have arisen and helped flesh out the story. And what is it with using cars crashing into pedestrians in Korean films? It's not because it fulfills the stereotype of an Asian driver. I blame the pedestrians for not looking when they cross the road! Seriously, it is an indication of very lazy script handling. It has become such a cliche. By the 2/3 mark of Korean melodramas there has to be that twist, that kick in the shins that changes the tone of the movie and become something else. Sometimes, it works. Not here. You have your drinking scenes, your karaoke scene, and a brief competition moment that should have been played up more, to keep the guys interested, if only briefly. Poor guys! Poor me for watching this! I can only recommend this to those who love this kind of weepie. Actually, guys should have a barf bag for him and a bunch of tissues for her. And think about baseball, than concentrate on this film.